Online apparel and footwear online store Zappos.com is offering a limited edition â€œCease and Desistâ€ service and t-shirt designed exclusively for Zappos.com.
The rare collectorâ€™s item comes with a hefty price tag of $50,000 and a guarantee by Zappos to permanently disable a significant otherâ€™s Zappos.com account for life. In addition, the â€œCease and Desistâ€ t-shirt will be personally hand-delivered by a member of the Zappos Customer Loyalty Team.
The limited edition t-shirt is being introduced due to the tsunami of calls received in 2008 by the Zappos Customer Loyalty Team from spouses of loyal customers lamenting that the web site was causing relationship and financial strains.
Some of Zapposâ€™ top customers spend well over $10,000 annually. The purchase of this limited edition t-shirt gives the buyer peace of mind in knowing his/her significant other will never be able to shop at Zappos.com again. It is the quintessential gift that keeps on giving.
The limited edition â€œCease and Desistâ€ t-shirt is available in five colors and choices suitable for wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend or â€œitâ€™s complicated.â€
Originally posted on January 7, 2009 @ 11:40 am